313 Quotes About Smoking

Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

I finished my cigarette, but i would like very much that i finished myself with it.

LADY BRACKNELL: Do you smoke?JACK: Well, yes, I must admit I smoke.LADY BRACKNELL: I am glad to hear it. A man should always have an occupation of some kind. There are far too many idle men in London as it is.

Are you still doing that crap?" I ask."You can't even do it properly," Eileen says."Just a matter of practice," Simone says."Wow! Practicing how to poison yourself and make your breath reek like the fart of a seagull!" Eileen cries.

I’m walking out in the rain againPains the same as it’s always beenLungs full of smoke from my cigarette And my heart breaks with every step, But only a little bitWalking away from myself, not getting farWondering if it’s you I see in each passing car

Why do you smoke so damn fast?”“Y’all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.

There was a young lady named MaeWho smoked without stopping all day;As pack followed pack,Her lungs first turned black,And eventually rotted away.

It has always been more about a relapse than it is about quitting. I have met hundreds of people who quit cigarettes every day. But do they succeed at it? No, they just quit every day.

If another memo could possibly be sent out, this one specific to smokers: You cannot be both an unwashed bohemian and Cary Grant.