313 Quotes About Smoking

I spend as many hours a day as I possibly can smoking cannabis

What America needs is a good five-cent cigar.

I promised myself that if ever I had some money that I would savor a cigar each day after lunch and dinner. This is the only resolution of my youth that I have kept, and the only realized ambition which has not brought disillusion.

One of the great regrets of my life is that I smoked. If I could say anything to anybody starting out in life it would be, 'Whatever you do, don't smoke'. I have had to recover from that and been lucky that I have been able to stop.

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.

Life without smoking is like the smoke without the roast.

If I could smoke from more than one orifice, I most certainly would.

Well, I quit smoking three weeks ago and I had a hard day today not smoking.

Obviously this is the next frontier - once you've mastered grilling, smoking is what you're going to want to do.