313 Quotes About Smoking

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.

Usually we trust that nature has a master plan. But what was it she expected us to do with tobacco?.

I'm eighty-three and I've been smoking since I was eleven. I'm suing the cigarette company because it promised to kill me and it hasn't.

If you can't sent money, send tobacco.

If you can't send money, send tobacco.

If you ever lit a cigarette in your life, you have very little will to live.

aven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.