132 Quotes About Snark

Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes — 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea... almost got shagged... cuppa tea'?

I could help you,” I said. “Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.

And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.

The following Discourse [on art, by Sir Joshua Reynolds] is particularly Interesting to Blockheads as it endeavours to prove that There is No such thing as Inspiration & that any Man of a plain Understanding may by Thieving from Others become a Mich Angelo.

That's my girl," he murmured."I'm not your girl.""Well," he said not bothering to hide his smile from her sightless eyes, "the good news is that the honey gave you back your sparkling personality.""And the bad news?""The honey gave you back your sparkling personality.

For a killer, you are not overly ruthless. You should probably work on that before you next decide to kill someone.

Hey now.” Jason bumped her shoulder. “There’s only room for one self-loathing diva here, and I showed up wearing the crown.

I detest goodbyes. That is, with people I like.

Because I want to have sex with him--and because that's sinful--I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny.