748 Quotes About Soccer

Unfortunately, at this moment in time, Robbie Keane can't hit a barn door for us.

I played English football - soccer - instead of American football, because we couldn't afford the equipment.

If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable - unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.

I prefer rugby to soccer. I enjoy the violence in rugby, except when they start biting each other's ears off.

Sometimes I'd like to have a conversation with a friend in a restaurant without feeling I'm being watched. At this rate I will have to go on holiday to Greenland. But maybe the Eskimos would know me.

Only if there's an outbreak of the bubonic plague.

Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl,except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.

It's the only way we can lose, irrespective of the result.

Shearer could be at 100% fitness, but not peak fitness.