97 Quotes About Splits


  • Author Charles M. Schulz
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    How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown?" "Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split the wood... I'm nervous, I lack confidence, I'm stupid, I have poor taste and absolutely no sense of design... So, all things considered, it's coming along okay!

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  • Author Elyn Saks
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    The schizophrenic mind is not so much split as shattered. I like to say schizophrenia is like a waking nightmare.

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  • Author Ralph Steadman
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    I am an artist and have no right buggering about with verbs and split infinitives, which is what being a writer says to me.

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  • Author Seth Shostak
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    The split between religion and science is relatively new. Isaac Newton, who first worked out the laws by which gravity held the planets and even the stars in their traces, was sufficiently impressed by the scale and regularity of the universe to ascribe it all to God.

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  • Author Wisława Szymborska
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    I'd have to be really quick to describe clouds - a split second's enough for them to start being something else.

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  • Author Desmond Tutu
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    All the United States, it is a society that is split like to the bottom, that had very poor people in the country that is one of the wealthiest countries.

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  • Author Eckhart Tolle
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    Stress is caused by being here but wanting to be there, or being in the present but wanting to be in the future. It's a split that tears you apart inside.

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