41 Quotes About Spoons


  • Author Dane Cook
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    I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.

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  • Author Rachel Caine
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    You have not been sticking your dirty fingers in my sauce,’’ Eve said, and pointed her wooden spoon at him. He quickly took the finger out of his mouth. ‘‘First off, they’re not dirty. I licked them first.

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  • Author Umberto Eco
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    The book is like the spoon, scissors, the hammer, the wheel. Once invented, it cannot be improved. You cannot make a spoon that is better than a spoon... The book has been thoroughly tested, and it's very hard to see how it could be improved on for its current purposes.

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  • Author Michael Fassbender
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    When I go the cinema, unfortunately nowadays, especially with the big commercial films, the audience is spoon-fed through the entire experience and they don't have to do any work.

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  • Author Uri Geller
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    I was about five years old when I was eating soup in our kitchen, and as I was lifting the spoon towards my mouth, it bent and broke in half.

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  • Author Eddie Izzard
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    Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.

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  • Author Eddie Izzard
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    I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.

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