5,260 Quotes About Sports

In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party.

You see, sex for Jews is not such a terrible sin. It's just one more physical sport we're gonna stink at.

Training energy system to effectively resynthesize ATP – as quickly as possible – so that muscle contraction continues without onset of fatigue – forms the basis of most exercise protocols.

Life would be better if the Leafs would make the playoffs. Life would be perfect if they’d win the Stanley Cup.

The sad fact of life: Winners love the game. Losers don't.

I don't let birdies and pars get in the way of having a good time

At least watching dirty movies can be kind of fascinating if they aren't too horribly strange. And even the horribly strange ones are still more interesting than televised sports.

People focus on role models; it is more effective to find antimodels - people you don't want to resemble when you grow up

Without self-discipline, success is impossible, period.