207 Quotes About Stand-up

A setback is often a prerequisite to your success; not a life sentence.

Even in the face of blazing wildfire, move ahead with the love of the people. In spite of cataclysmic tornadoes, march ahead refusing to step back.

One person's sacrifice makes millions wake up from their sleep of indifference.

Sit still no more, sleep sound no more, eat calmly no more, for the innocent are crying, and you are the only hope they've got.

It’s a new world. Stand up.

I'm sitting at the bar, rearranging the order of my jokes. I'm under the delusion that I'm having bad shows because of some cosmic misalignment of words, phrases, and ideas. I may as well have cast runes into a spirit bowl, hoping that the collective heart of the audience would open to my necromantic call. Maybe that's how jugglers do it. Those guys never have shitty sets.

If you don’t have haters, you aren’t loving hard enough. If you don’t stand for something, you stand for nothing.

If you are strong enough to break me down, I'll show you that I'm strong enough to stand up again.

If someone pushes you, you push right back.