52 Quotes About Stevesevilempire

Charles Darwin's only mistake was in not being a physicist, because the entire process of evolution started before our planet formed, with the event called the big bang, at this point our knowledge is such that I can hazard this further observation, all of the building blocks of life started at that moment, and that is how far we can back track this process of evolution.

Gadzooks you plagiaries of truth, for twas foreseen by mine own eyes that this world is flat and straddled by two platypus's being ridden by a sea horse........

It looks as if British democracy died a few years ago, and nobody noticed.

Is it wrong of me to propose a ceasefire agreement between humans and whales and dolphins, I know it is in actuality a one sided massacre, but so was Bosnia and there the ceasefire is holding, so would it be nice to have a declaration backing a ceasefire between us mammals?

I also have to add that if Rembrandt had been given a camera then that guys understanding of light and form would have blown the rest of us shooters into a black hole of despair.

I have found repeatedly hitting my head with a mallet doesn't help at all, so i am open to suggestions.

Ignoring global warming is like crossing a road blindfolded.

My mind is like the Titanic, to many brain cells for the life boats.

Zoom Zoom said Mr Photon oblivious to the mere mortal problems of math