584 Quotes About Students

You don’t really need to be intelligent to be a 'top student.' All that you have to do is to forget the least in an exam.

And who thought it was a good idea to rent bicycles to Italian adolescent language students? If hell did exist, which Jackson was sure it did, it would be governed by a committee of fifteen-year-old Italian boys on bikes.

Tut, tut! I have often admonished my pupils to count ten before speaking. Were I you, Mr. Philander, I should count at least a thousand, and then maintain a discreet silence.

The question is not why should we change but rather what sort of death wish are we promoting by refusing to change?

The enemy of learning is knowing.

It was the second week of February, a rainy Wednesday, a generous few degrees above zero, and some absolute twat on the Entertainment committee had decided that what the student body really needed was a Beach Party theme night.

Food comas - known as postprandial somnolence by people who liked to get bean up during recess - are fine when you're relaxing with friends or family, but they're a major setback when you have exams and papers to write.

Margueritte hat einen Abschluss. Nicht ur einen popeligen Abschluss wie die mittlere Reife, die jeder Dahergelaufene hat (na ja, bis auf mich), sondern sie hat ein richtiges Studium hinter sich. So was dauert so lange, dass man schon alt ist, wenn man damit fertig wird, und keine Zeit mehr hat, genug Arbeitsjahre zusammenzubringen, um eine anständige Rente zu kriegen.

I'm an artist who draws with a brush instead of a arms.