1,074 Quotes About Stupidity

The wind in your head is the storm in your life.

Fools, as it has long been said, are indeed separated, soon or eventually, from their money. So, alas, are those who, responding to a general mood of optimism, are captured by a sense of their own financial acumen. Thus it has been for centuries; thus in the long future it will also be.

Pathetically though, some full-fledged adult bodies are just disguised entities where thoughts and actions of babies are trapped, not for purity but for stupidity.

The House of Representatives truly represents America, and because of that, about a third of its members are complete fucking morons.

The first stupid thing human learned is to speak a language and the second stupidest thing human learned is not understanding his own language

Wisdom gets half of its value from its being useful, and the other half from the being of at least one fool.

To be stupid is not enough. You have to be proud of it.

It stung as only being stupid can.

. . . every now and then I do think life is a crock, there's no getting around it. Basically, it's really just awful. I do think it's stupidity that makes the world go round. And if you're doing nonsense it has to be rather awful, because there'd be no point.