177 Quotes About Superheroes

Where there are villains, there will be heroes. They will come.

Lily Calloway...all this time, your superpower has been loving me.

How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

Wait a minute, even I've hearda him. He died savin' the entire universe.Choked on cum...

Everytime I share Jesus Christ, I feel like a superhero!

So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.

TimeTrap raised her head and looked pointedly at St. John. “It was a dimensional portal, silly. Duh.

There’s a head inside the ball?” Surefire turned a shade paler along the edges of her face paint.“It is good,” Coatl responded. “Makes the ball lighter, bounce farther.”“You always want to get a head in the game,” Raven added.

Do you know why the number two hundred is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It’s your weight and my I.Q.