44 Quotes About Tabloids

A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from.

Though you can get smart from reading everything that a smart person writes, you cannot get famous from reading about everything that a famous person does or is said to have done.

It is still gossip even if everything that is said is true.

You are definitely not famous if only less than a million sane people are interested in your sex life.

Wondering about other people’s private affairs is a one-man gossip.

The worst kind of losers are those who silently scavenge for your past mistakes and present them to the public as latest news.

Never trust a tabloid over a human being.

A paparazzi is merely an extremely nosy nobody with a camera—and bills to pay.

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde whoComes on at fiveShe can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleamIn her eyeIt's interesting when people die -Give us dirty laundryCan we film the operation?Is the head dead yet?You know, the boys in the newsroom got aRunning betGet the widow on the set!We need dirty laundryYou don't really need to find out what's going onYou don't really want to know just how far it's goneJust leave well enough aloneEat your dirty laundry