76 Quotes About Tails

Rationalism crashes in the tails.

Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.

I get Head and Tail like a quarter... in that order.

Nobody likes me,” he concluded at the tail end of a ten-minute pity fest. “Can’t imagine why,” Quinn murmured. I turned my snort of laughter into a fake cough, which was an embarrassingly feeble attempt at subterfuge when you consider the fact that I didn’t have any lungs.