69 Quotes About Texting

It is proper ‪Netiquette‬ to learn to use autocorrect properly when ‪‎texting‬ or turn it off. NetworkEtiquette.Net

And who would have ever thought we'd see a time when the period – the building block of our very language, punctuation-wise – would be able to transform an innocent one-line message into a seemingly threatening or aggressive imperative? An era when proper punctuation was, potentially, terrifying?

I flirted with disaster last night. Now disaster won't stop texting me...

Spoken words are really only worth something in real life, and barely then.

Are you saying now wouldn't be the best time to tell you (in excruciatingly appetizing detail) about the dishes I intend to prepare on Renowned?1:45.1:46.1:47.You're free to do as you like, Chef.And then instantly:At your own risk, of course.

Hello, I'm Stan and I'm a textaholic I am powerless over my thumbs

Mek sat in the cab, doing some self-maintenance work. Instead of a verbal reply, I got a text message: SYLVATRONICS INDUSTRIAL UNIT A023 PROCESSING AN REINTEGRATION WILL BE COMPLETE IN 57 SECONDS. VERBAL COMMUNICATIONS WILL BE POSSIBLE IN ABOUT 65 SECONDS.Oh well, I've caught rookie driving partners in the middle of all sorts of things. At least with robots you don't have to guess.

Look at the world and think about a catastrophic disaster where the cell phone towers went dead. How would you ever be able to 'TEXT" your next door neighbor to see if they were okay

Was that semi-colon some kind of flirty wink or just bad punctuation?