85 Quotes About The-bible

In the Bible, a woman was made from a man. In real life, a man is made from a woman.

Who told you that you were naked?

Do you know your Bible?''Uh, not very well.''It merits study, it contains very practical advice for most emergencies.

Whoever said that one cannot be moral without being religious never had morals in in the first place.

For the most difficult way to be retweeted, or, liked: be thought-provoking. For the easiest way: quote Oprah, or, the Bible.

The nature of the Hebrew Bible and traditional Judaism, if we insist upon using Latin terms, is orthoprax, which literally means correct practice, implying that Biblical religion and traditional Talmudic Judaism demand right behavior (ethically and ritually) but no formal theological dogma.

Good luck trying to really understand the words of a book full of contradictions and nutty claptrap about things like shellfish and slavery and homosexuality. Concepts quite removed from the simple unconditional love of God.

God's will can go fuck itself. And so can you.

Where's the goddamn giant?