46 Quotes About Thor

After I slid down the wall for the third time, breaking every single fingernail in the process, I finally figured out that Thor was hollering at me. I turned to see him standing in the bed of the truck. Which, of course, made much more sense, than pretending to be Spiderman.It's a humbling moment when you realize your dog is smarter than you.

One of the dwarfs walked in front of Thor to get a better view of the prye, and Thor kicked him irritably into the middle of the flames, which made Thor feel slightly better and made all the dwarfs feel much worse.

There is nothing more reassuring than knowing that the world is crazier than you are.

Bad leather, Viking gods should be naked.

All Gods will burn when The Queen of Cinders rises from her throne of fire

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.

There must be something in here that can drill through eight miles ofsolid rock.”He considered a hand drill, a tape measure, a corkscrew, and the iron staff we’d almost died retrieving from Geirrod’s fortress. He threw them all to the floor.“Nothing!” he said in disgust. “Useless junk!”Perhaps you could use your head, Hearthstone signed. That is very hard.“Oh, don’t try to console me, Mr. Elf,” said Thor.

Those movies... ridiculously inaccurate. The real gods of Asgard — Thor, Loki, Odin, and the rest — are much more powerful, much more terrifying than anything Hollywood could concoct.

Oh, one more thing,' Thor calls out. 'If I know my prophecy, and I do, you beautiful ladies had best start looking for a boat!