80 Quotes About Traffic


  • Author Douglas Adams
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    You have carjacking back in old England?” “Carjacking?”“People walk up to you, steal your car.” “No, but thanks for asking. We have people who clean your windscreen against your will, but, er...”Joe barked with contempt.“The thing is,” explained Dirk, “in London you could certainly walk up to someone and steal their car, but you wouldn't be able to drive it away.” “Some kinda fancy device?”“No, just traffic,” said Dirk.

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