80 Quotes About Trolls

Grow a backbone. Stand up. Sharpen your claws. Retaliate against the monsters. Slay the dragons. Stand up for Morgue and yourself.

We're a dying race," said Kwartz sadly, as the party set off under the stars. "Young Jasper's the only pebble in our tribe. We suffer from philosophy, you know.

Any fool knew that arguing with a troll was pointless.

It's simply that in every crowd there's a twerp. All any twerp needs to do is protest loud and long, and he or she will get attention from other twerps who'll go along for the ride--after all, if such people didn't exist, the Ricki Lake Show wouldn't have an audience.

And one day Amber takes her troll’s dinner down to the cave and finds him—” Rock waved his hands in vague yet thoroughly descriptive motions “—with another lady troll. So she go home and get her club and come back and beat him to death, thump, thump, thump. ’Cos he was her troll and he done her wrong. Is very romantic song.

GAMZEE: honk.KARKAT: WHAT.GAMZEE: HONK.KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

The Troll was well over seven feet tall, and smelled of body odour and Germolene.

...little children adore me - I'm a Troll Tamer and they know it!...