339 Quotes About Uncles

You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.

Sure, my uncle killed himself playing Russian Roulette. But I choose to remember him as a great Russian Roulette player.

You can pay Uncle Sam with all your overtime, is that all you get for your money?

The name 'Chuck Jones', according to my uncle, limited my choice of profession to second baseman or cartoonist.

If you're familiar with my man Uncle Sam, you understand the only way you can actually feel better about what he's gonna take, come the end of the year, is lifestyle. Only thing you can do is spend some of it.

It was very painful combing my hair. My grand-uncle was a Pentecostal bishop, and he was very strict: our hair couldn't be permed or straightened. So I just cut it all off.

If I could write a story that would do for the Indian one-hundredth part what 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' did for the Negro, I would be thankful the rest of my life.

One day, my youngest uncle - the other one who was first to go to college, Randy - and I were sitting out on the front porch. And he was brilliant. He ended up - he just retired from Boeing Aircraft in Wichita, Kansas.

My youngest uncle Randy and I were the first members of our entire family to ever go to college.