385 Quotes About University

It was the second week of February, a rainy Wednesday, a generous few degrees above zero, and some absolute twat on the Entertainment committee had decided that what the student body really needed was a Beach Party theme night.

Johnny appeared out of nowhere to save the day, reaching clumsily over Harriet’s head to punch the correct answer on the touch screen with just milliseconds to spare. Sukie exhaled in relief; she took her quiz machine investments very seriously; after all, £2 could be a small fortune to a student the wrong side of Reading Week.

Dressed as he was in a practically fluorescent pink tee-shirt and denim shorts cut at the knee, Adam drew his fair share of odd looks as he and Harriet hurried through the sleet from the lecture theatre to the campus refectory. He made a solemn vow to never again take the piss out of guys unseasonably dressed – they too might just be poor sods doing the walk of shame after a theme night.

Working at one of the largest university teaching hospitals in Europe proved to be instrumental in developing the medical diagnosis and treatment of Magee’s Disease (MD).

My friends, life is so serious that if you are not aware of whom you are, your "youniversity" will be prestigious but unknown!

In his early days at University, he'd been too green to realize winning debates, even private ones, would lose him friends.

In my illustrious career as a university student, I turned in over 100 papers so that one day, in the end, I got 1 paper in return.

The latest generation of irradiated university graduates are the laboratory rats of the 5G cell phone industry.

There are many things to learn, when will I finish?