1,132 Quotes About Vampire

Dear God, that man has a magnificent body.' ............. 'It’s like having a cupcake thrust in front of your face and not being allowed to have a lick of the icing.

Kiss me one last time Skye... before I die. I want to enter heaven with the taste of you on my lips.

Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass

When you name your child after a grotesque gigantic creature known for slaughtering hundreds of innocents for the sole purpose of entertainment (okay so they were illegal immigrants who entered his realm) you must have a slight idea how that would turn out.

What you feel for me, is it caused by your vampirism, or do you yourself feel that way? Because, I mean, I guess I AM, technically, like a walking hamburger. Who wouldn't want a free meal?" I asked tentatively.

I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial penis had just gotten a serious chubby.

I stood up in a flash and flushed a light shade of furious.

So you believe in blood sucking fangers, but you don't believe in the existence of werewolves. What kind of narrow minded crap is that?

At least I could tell she wouldn't try to kill me in my sleep now.