1,132 Quotes About Vampire

  • Author DC Alexander
  • Quote

    People call them cobwebs. I’d never seen a cob. Those are fucking spiders that make the webs, when there is a spider web there is a spider made it. You find a cob, you check and see aint it got eight legs and eats bugs, which is mighty close to the definition of a spider in my book.

  • Tags
  • Share


  • Author Alan Moore
  • Quote

    Or there’s Alex Crowley, tiresomely attempting to persuade his school-chums to refer to him as Shelley’s Alastor, like some self-conscious Goth from Nottingham called Dave insisting that his vampire name is Armand.

  • Tags
  • Share


  • Author John Conroe
  • Quote

    Dizzy? Check. Vision blurry? Check. Hands shaky? Check.Perfect for taking on a vampire.Good night to die. Be with you soon mom and dad. I've had about enough of this ride. Time to get off. Of course the conversation would be different at the precinct house: "Hey did you hear about Gordon, sucked to death by a creepy Russian dude?." "Well I always knew he was gay."Screw it.

  • Tags
  • Share


  • Author Bram Stoker
  • Quote

    The rats were all gone, but He slid into the room through the sash, though it was only open an inch wide-just as the Moon herself has often come in through the tiniest crack, and has stood before me in all her size and splendour.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Shayne Silvers
  • Quote

    It’s a picture,” Nosh explained, grinning at my innocence. “This is a phone. It’s made of metal, plastic, and glass. I can use it to call people over long distances. Or find answers to questions. Or directions to go places. Or to order food.”I blinked, dumbfounded. “A demon familiar…” I breathed. I snatched it back from his hand and held it to my mouth. “Bring me blood, demon. Your master is thirsty.” I pulled the phone away and stared at it, wondering where the food would appear.

  • Tags
  • Share