1,587 Quotes About Vampires

As I walk down the halls of Oakridge High, dressed in a black lacy Lolita dress, fishnets, and platform boots, swinging my Beetlejuice lunchbox, I wonder if this really was such a good idea.

My sister, lover of the night, vampire of the Blood Coven, never before seen in anything but the color black, wants to be a pom-pom waving, football field-dancing cheerleader?

A vegetarian vampire is weird.

We needed to get out of Barataria before all of us became alcohol-dependent.

You must not have carnal relations with this elf, Drusilla.

I’d been born on Mardi Gras; I hoped I didn’t die on it as well.

We should easily be home by eleven. Unless, of course, we were dead.

How come I’m always shopping for chicks and babies?

Family secrets are like vampires. They never really die, and can always come back to bite you.