1,587 Quotes About Vampires

Don't fear me, Jenna."Amusement lit her features. "It's kind of hard to be afraid of a vampire who apologizes for using harsh language in front of a lady.""I'm not a vampire.""And I'm not a lady.

Sorry, we made vampires, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

SPIDER: I guess you’ve got a point. RAYNIEDAY: No, I’ve got a stake, LOL.

Curiouser and curiouser, as Alice in Wonderland would say…

You think I’m a geek now, don’t you?” he jested. She relaxed a little more. “No.” “First I say fanny. Now this.”She smiled. “Actually, I thought your fanny was cute.” Her eyes widened. “The fanny,” she corrected hastily. “I thought the fanny was cute. Your saying it, I mean.” He winked. “I prefer the first one.” She laughed. “I bet you do.

Great googly-moogly, I needed to stay away from this vampire.

Vampires suck blood, but as a vampire, you just kinda suck.

Once a generation there is a girl born who is destined to slay the vampires.

So not only do I have to go out and fight evil villains, I have to take up woodworking, too?