1,587 Quotes About Vampires

Why go for something cold and dead, when you can have something hot and panting?

Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend.""And I to see you dead.

One could not blame a people for disliking vampires. Vampires were like brussels sprouts - not for everyone and impossible to improve upon with sauce.

... vampires are like gourmet chocolate - oh, so tempting, but overindulgence is a killer.

So we get a plan," I said. "Any suggestions?""Blow up the building," Kincaid said without looking up. "That works good for vampires. Then soak what's left in gasoline. Set it on fire. Then blow it all up again.""For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.

With great hotness comes great responsibility.

Maybe Fate just fucked up, wouldn't be the first time. But you can't change facts. No pulse, not breathing, equals dead. And the dead don't come back, if they do, they come back wrong.

Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.

That's very rude," Myrnin said. "I haven't brought my fangs our for some time. Not in mixed company, anyway.