212 Quotes About Vegetables

The first time I saw hundreds of fiddlehead ferns boiling in an enormous pot I realized what an odd person I must be to hear tiny cries from the mouths of cooking vegetables.

He had nothing against cherry tomatoes except that any attempt to cut them shot them off the plate with a velocity that could lay out a gemsbok at fifty paces, and putting them in the mouth whole and biting down was a not entirely pleasant experience that could result in doing the nose trick with tomato seeds.

I just became a vegetable for three months. I couldn't talk to people. I was very ill and that was part of the reason I left college.

I saw a cavalry captain buy vegetable soup on horseback. He carried the whole mess home in his helmet.

Pray how does your asparagus perform?

Red beans and ricely yours.

I eat more vegetables than the average vegetarian.

My whole problem is that all of my favorite things at Thanksgiving are the starches, and everyone is trying to go low-carb this year, even a green vegetable has carbs in it.

In the nineteenth century the Germans painted their dream and the outcome was invariably vegetable. The French needed only to paint a vegetable and it was already a dream.