26 Quotes About Virtual-cubicle

I've always been afraid that someone would steal my identity some day and be more successful at being me than I am!!

When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".I have often wondered if I was.

Bad answers for employment questions:Employer: I see here that you worked for the state for three years. Why did you leave that job? "My parole was granted

Bad questions at employment interviews:"Is your drug test graded on a curve?

They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.

I think that last batch of sea monkeys ate my cat!!!

How to contact in case of an emergency?I prefer 911 myself...

I am open to comments, I accept with with all humility, or at least what I can muster at short notice.