576 Quotes About Wedding

What about me?” Wes snapped. “Don’t I get a vote?”Daniel shook his head. “She’s willing and you’re breathing. I pronounce you man and wife.

Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed.

…I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast: Cupid's Academy counts kissing cousins as completed conquests cause his classes cunningly conspire unconscious couples to copulate and canoodle copiously.

Do not economize on the hymeneal rites; do not prune them of their splendor, nor split farthings on the day when you are radiant. A wedding is not house-keeping.

For most Marriage is a Constitution not based on Love, but giving into the social norm. For me Marriage is My Purest Prayer Answered!

Loving someone doesn’t mean that you only care for them when you feel like it. It means that you forgive them when they mess up.

Is chocolate your answer to everything? Sometimes.

Preacher said, "I want a nice clean marriage, no shots below the belt."Remmy said, “Obviously you’ve never been on a honeymoon.

The bride and her mother could neither of them talk fast enough;