118 Quotes About Weddings

Congratulations, everyone," I announce as I open the door to Noam's study. "You've finally broken Meira, the crazy, orphaned soldier-girl. She's snapped, all thanks to the mention of floral arrangements.

Take it all, all of it!" Greg cried out. "These things here...I've been making them better, fixing them. It doesn't matter...they don't matter. I've been here before." He paused to try to collect himself. "It's my past, my present...these things--" He lifted a hand out to the objects around him. "These things are me." Now whispering, "Can't you see me?

Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.

But men are bound to saySome things that, though untrue,Will get you down the aisleUntil you say "I do.

I hate parties.And a wedding is the biggest party of all.All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower.He's always taking a shower when the guests arrive so he doesn't have to greet them.Then I have to greet them.

When it comes to a wedding, all women are artists and the least shading out of synch with their creative thought can make or break their magnum opus. It makes it worse when one of them is actually an artist.

Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or cars only when they start being able to take ‘their’ house to work, funerals, weddings, etc.

You would think," added Art, "that a wedding was a great thing.""Well," replied Old Hector, "it's not a small thing, as a rule. They contrive, one way or another, to make a lot of it.

If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I’m thinking 12 tiers.