363 Quotes About Weed

  • Author Nick Offerman
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    Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis.

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  • Author Nick Offerman
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    When I use weed creatively, I'm much better at drawing or making something or playing music. But what I do for a living is mostly performing as an actor or writing, and for those things I need to have my faculties sharp.

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  • Author Alan Perlis
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    FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.

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  • Author Andy Partridge
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    Reign of blows cascading down upon your shoulders Far too many men dressed up as soldiers The lamb is brought to the ground Under the weight of the Crown A crown of thorns and dark deeds The swastika and the hammer and sickle Are symbols that reap only weeds

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  • Author Brad Pitt
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    I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much [marijuana].

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  • Author Brian Posehn
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    I've been trying to quit smoking weed and it's really hard quitting pot. It was actually easier to become a vegetarian because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of beef.

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  • Author C. Northcote Parkinson
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    Parkinson's Law is a purely scientific discovery, inapplicable except in theory to the politics of the day. It is not the business of the botanist to eradicate the weeds. Enough for him if he can tell us just how fast they grow.

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  • Author Iggy Pop
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    I smoked this joint and then it hit me. I thought, what you gotta do is play your own simply blues.

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