570 Quotes About Weird

Its not that I'm weird; it's that it's weird not to be weird

It's weird to have him paying attention after years of not paying attention.

I like weird. Conformity bores but is inescapable for the most part. We all follow something, even if it is following the goal of wanting to stand apart. We are a sea of ordinary people; it is always the quirk, the flaw or the ingenuity that stands out.

We're all weird.

Nobody in the whole world is normal. That's an idea made up by clothing companies to sell t-shirts. It doesn't exist in nature. Everybody gets to be weird in their own special way.

I'm drawn to unusual, even freakish people. Why? They are far more engaging than the ordinary, which the world has too much of.

Keep radiation weird!

If I’d known about all the masturbating I would generate—well, that would’ve been extraordinarily weird from many angles and I’m glad it didn’t come up, as it were.

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!