570 Quotes About Weird

She’s tired of being told where to go, so she decides to stop going anywhere. In what may look like a gesture of passivity, even self-destruction—imprisoning herself in a pot, crucifying herself on a fencepost—she stops, she refuses, she becomes silent, she grows, she becomes.

It's weird that apples bruise like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them.

Just picked up a black pair of scissors thinking they were my glasses. That definitely would't have enhanced my eyesight.

I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.

Anger motivates as well as any other emotion in the short term. It's in longer doses that it's more poisonous than the others and will slowly eat away at you from the inside out. - The Malwatch

A foul feeling will wrinkle my nose as fast as a good one will have me sniffing around to find more. - The Malwatch

There's nothing sexier than imaging myself as an Oxford comma getting unambiguously banged. Throw in a semicolon in between two closely related independent clauses, and a volcanic love of punctuation eruption is guaranteed.

غريبٌ أنّ في المكان ذاته يمكن لدقّات قلب أن تأخذ استراحة، أو تتضارب كأهالي الضّيعة حين يتهافتون لاستقبال ضيفٍ.. وفي المكان ذاته، يمكن أن تخطف الأنفاس، أو تتلاحق كحبيبات القمح حين تُجمع لتطحن.

Sometimes you have to leave someone special without any reason, Sometimes you can't leave the person with thousands of reason to leave