570 Quotes About Weird

Don't hide bones in a friend's bed unless you want to make an enemy of them. - The Malwatch

Don't land on a branch until you know if can bear your weight. - The Malwatch

Don't mat your fur trying too hard to wash it clean. - The Malwatch

Don't think that if you run your legs to exhaustion you can just simply spread you wings and start flying to continue your journey. Your body is not that compartmentalized. Exhaust either your legs or your wings and you will have exhausted the energy needed for the other as well. - The Malwatch

Every wingbeat brings you closer to your destination. - The Malwatch

Eyes may be the window to the soul, but seeing the soul doesn't tell you anything about it. Tail and ears are what belie the soul's intentions. - The Malwatch

Fan your ear fins, because I'm only saying this once. - The Malwatch

Flick your tail like it's greased if you want to keep someone from snuffing out your tail fire. - The Malwatch

Flit in and out of dreams on a wing turn. - The Malwatch