141 Quotes About Wellness-guru

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.

Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.

Humans, left to own misguided devices, scratches the Divine in the self as one would the lice, but remember to lick well all the vices.

After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

Oh hell, yeah! It is rather good to be un-dead. You my dear friend, are welcome to be otherwise instead.

If your god is more screwed up than you, then, by Jove, how cuckoo must be you!