249 Quotes About Western-romance

Why is it that the last people you'd ever want to see naked are always the first to take off their clothes?

Five months later, he still wasn't over it. After seeing so many guys dumped during deployments - and now having experienced it himself - he'd banished any thought of women from his mind.

We're looking at eight straight months of chaqueta.""Chaqueta? Jacket?" Reid translated with a frown."No, man." Garcia grinned, fisting his hand and mimicking jacking off.

The mustache doesn't work for you. Looks more like a caterpillar on your face.

All you have to do is look south to get me hard.

She needed him inside her. Now. "It's past time to put your money where your mouth is.""You got that all in reverse, sweetheart." He cut off the water and backed her slowly to the wall, his lips curving into a dangerous smile. "It's time to put my mouth where your honey is.

Do you know how we tell the difference between black bear and grizzly bear scat back in Wyoming? Black bear droppings have berries and the Grizzly bear droppings contain little bells and smell like pepper.

An intense desire for sex is a common response to trauma. The shrinks even coined a term for it - 'terror sex.

Maybe the two sections of land should have been called Bad Luck Ranch instead of the Lucky Penny…