162 Quotes About Wheels

I just heard the latest joke about my hair: 'Do you know what that is on her head? It's a steering wheel to drive the state.

Life, too, is like that. You live it forward, but understand it backward. It is only when you stop and look to the rear that you see the corpse caught under your wheel.

I like to keep my wheels on the ground.

I could keep trying to do the same kind of comedies. You know how it's going to go, and you can get an audience with it, but then I feel like a hamster on a wheel.

I finally concluded that all failure was from a wobbling will rather than a wobbling wheel.

It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect! (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas)

Historically speaking, the presence of wheels in Unix has never precluded their reinvention.

Look, if you're driving down the highway at 120 miles an hour, I'd rather be behind the wheel than in the backseat.

I wish I could be behind the wheel for every stunt.