1,029 Quotes About Wife

American comedies especially are all about these men being browbeaten by their wives and it's impossible for me to watch.

I am a illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.

No slave is a slave to the same lengths, and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is.

Nathan always believed his wife was trying to poison him but he didn't seem to mind. He said it made life kind of exciting.

The concern that some women show at the absence of their husbands, does not arise from their not seeing them and being with them, but from their apprehension that their husbands are enjoying pleasures in which they do not participate, and which, from their being at a distance, they have not the power of interrupting.

Some men seem remarkable to the world in whom neither their wives nor their valets saw anything extraordinary. Few men have been admired by their servants.

Next to the defeated politician, the writer is the most vocal and inventive griper on earth. He sees hardship and unfairness wherever he looks. His agent doesn’t love him (enough). The blank sheet of paper is an enemy. The publisher is a cheapskate. The critic is a philistine. The public doesn’t understand him. His wife doesn’t understand him. The bartender doesn’t understand him.

My wife taught me the importance of living well.

If you take most men aside when their wives are pregnant, most men are pretty frightened and worried and faintly disgusted by the whole experience.