1,029 Quotes About Wife

I've had three wives and three guitars. I still play the guitars.

I've had only three wives and three guitars in my life, though I've flirted with others.

I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never cheat her.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

Our South Australian farmers left their holdings in the hands of their wives and children too young to take with them, but almost all of them returned to grow grain and produce to send to Victoria.

Show me 12 drunkards and I will show you 12 nagging wives.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets. I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions.

I love grabbing my wife and going to a distant location to film.