1,029 Quotes About Wife

On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper—all your choices should be so easy.

My wife and I both love cooking - I am an advanced male - so we argue about who gets to rustle up dinner.

Now voe me I can zing on my business abrode: Though the storm do beat down on my poll, There's a wife brighten'd vire at the end of my road, An' her love, voe the jay o' my soul.

I have mental joys and mental health, Mental friends and mental wealth, I've a wife that I love and that loves me; I've all but riches bodily.

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

I myself smoke, but my wife asked me to speak today on the harmfulness of tobacco, so what can I do? If it's tobacco, then let it be tobacco.

It is as acceptable now to love the wives of others as it is to smoke their cigars and read their books.

Once you've married, be strict but just with your wife, don't allow her to forget herself, and when a misunderstanding arises, say: "Don't forget that I made you happy.

Wit may do very well for a mistress, but [I] should prefer reason for a wife.