1,029 Quotes About Wife
- Author Rodney Dangerfield
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I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.
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- Author Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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- Author Rodney Dangerfield
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I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.
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- Author Rodney Dangerfield
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When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.
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- Author Rodney Dangerfield
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When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.
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- Author Taye Diggs
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The only tough thing is admitting to my wife how much a certain article of clothing costs.
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- Author Theodore Dreiser
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Assure a man that he has a soul and then frighten him with old wives' tales as to what is to become of him afterward, and you have hooked a fish, a mental slave.
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- Author Clint Eastwood
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My wife and I are both Libertarian; she was a Democrat and I was a Republican, and we both met in the middle somewhere.
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- Author Dale Earnhardt
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I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving.
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