1,029 Quotes About Wife

I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.

Gamesters and highwaymen are generally very good to their whores, but they are very devils to their wives.

Dear Jane, Just so you know: e. e. cummings cheated on both of his wives. With prostitutes. Yours, Will Grayson

I jog through the halls and then go upstairs to Jane’s locker and carefully slip the note I wrote last night through the vent: To: The Locker Houdini From: Will Grayson Re: An Expert in the Field of Good Boyfriends? Dear Jane, Just so you know: e. e. cummings cheated on both of his wives. With prostitutes. Yours, Will Grayson

The soul's a sort of sentimental wife, That prays and whimpers of the higher life.

Many men hoard for the future husbands of their wives.

These days, it's often women in uniform - moms, wives, even grandmothers - who deploy and leave their families behind.

In my case, I pay a standard premium to participate in the Federal Employees' Health Benefits Plan for my wife and myself out of each month's paycheck.