856 Quotes About Wine

One night, I pissed into an empty wine bottle so I could continue watching Monty Python, and suddenly thought 'I've never tasted my own piss,' so I drank a little. It looked just like Orvieto Classico and tasted of nearly nothing

A good prince will tax as lightly as possible those commodities which are used by the poorest members of society: grain, bread, beer, wine, clothing, and all other staples without which human life could not exist.

Both to the rich and poor, wine is the happy antidote for sorrow.

Wine is a terrible foe, hard to wrestle with.

Wine and the sun will make vinegar without any shouting to help them.

Joy is the best of wine.

There's truth in wine, and there may be some in gin and muddy beer; but whether it's truth worth my knowing, is another question.

Wine takes away reason, engenders insanity, leads to thousands of crimes, and imposes such an enormous expense on nations.

It has become quite a common proverb that in wine there is truth (In Vino Veritas).