1,018 Quotes About Witty

The Law is a grim, unsmiling thing. Not Justice, though. Justice is witty and whimsical and kind and caring.

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

I would have made a good pope.

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.