1,018 Quotes About Witty

Never take advice about never taking advice. That is an old vice of men - to dish it out without being able to take it - the blind leading the blind into more blindness.

MISUNDERSTANDING" arises only when you see the things with Closed Eyes

Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.

If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions.

Sorry, Bex," Jason said "You don't have the recognizable facial characteristics - such as a huge chin, or a large amount of real estate between the eyes - that would merit the bestowing of a criminal mastermind nickname such as Lockjaw or Walleye. Whereas Crazytop here...well, just look at her." "Atleast I can blow-dry my hair straight," I pointed out. "Which is more than what I can say for your nose, Hawkface.

How come if people keep telling me I'm so smart, I keep doing such stupid things?

A wise man is someone who knows how to convert obstacles into resources.

THE Biggest enemy of Truth is known as Facts in our Society

If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future