1,018 Quotes About Witty

... sentiments which Feliks had already come to recognise as being characteristic of The Times, which would have described the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse as strong rulers who could do nothing but good for the stability of the international situation.

I tried to picture a bunch of guys in blue suits running around a beachside neighborhood, knocking on doors and flashing Fed creds. That should cause a stampede of illegal aliens heading south.

Do you know why the number two hundred is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It’s your weight and my I.Q.

was glad to be off the hook, which had been the second time that week as she had recently broke an addiction from fishing on the nearby bay

He also would be traveling soon as he heard that the best deals on baby furniture were in The Cribbean.

The judge drummed with his fingers on his desk but the band of toes still wouldn’t let him in yet. Though he didn’t want to be in that special orchestra where a practical joker was known to put water and a powdered fruity dessert mix in large stringed instruments of which the stunt was known as cello Jello.

male seahorse, complaining and nagging and wondered why those two verbs are deemed feminine and attributed to female behavior when males are capable of and do that just as often

had his fingerprints taken and coffeemug shot taken from all four angles of him sipping a cup of coffee

That and the music was blaring. So loud that the radio station asked if they could keep it down as they cared about the safety of their listeners.