1,018 Quotes About Witty

Don’t judge a book by its cover because the criminal justice system is already overcrowded as it is.

which is why mimes are rarely invited to birthday parties, as the gifts they gave were usually invisible boxes.

even that store with a counter-productive name that must have been created by a linguist, called ‘Tattalso parlor’ in lieu of the much more conventional ‘Tattoo’.

one man asked his friend, 'So how is her figure?', to which the reply was, 'Ballpark'.

this Mime here said to the others 'I wouldn’t talk if I were you' before their exam.

They also spent time relaying ancestors’ stories including the Stone Age Kentucky Derby, where saber tooth tigers raced and the haughty humans watched and drank their flint juleps.

vanilla, chocolate, strawberry (for some unfair reason according to strawberry it is always third in that list)

much like a when a bullfighter comes home he struts through the matadoor

a time ago when Timbuktu was only Timbuk 1