1,018 Quotes About Witty

And to make matters worse, the two deer shining the lanterns inside the ambulance’s headlights were tired and explained through an intercom system that would not be working again until the morning.

flurry of tuna that ate a caduceus because they had a lot of mercury in them

like someone who obsessively collects paintings of hoarders

Pure wisdom is the 'fruit of life'; banal platitudes are the 'bane of existence'.

Just like competence and performance, good performers are not necessarily the best of leaders.

Parents expect only two things from their children, obedience in their childhood and respect in their adulthood.

Cowards say it can't be done, critics say it shouldn't have been done, creator say well done.

A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn't implement any of it.

....Charles laughingly observed,'Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It's just a question of whether you're talkin' about a woman or God.