1,018 Quotes About Witty

Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get the power.

Ancient aphorisms outlived centuries. Modern aphorisms can barеly survive from book to book.

If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!

Music gives inspiration...one that sounds windy with humming sound, such can put you in a trance, only to come back and discover some witty ideas.

It all began when Santa’s helpers demanded Universal Elf Care.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

Astray from a deep sleep chronic as I write by phonics, like insomnia I will always live the onyx night for revealing, and, upon it, still I'll steal the bright light of day right away just to keep building at speeds hypersonic.

Educate Yourself, Make Mistakes, Learnand Apply It(that’s where wisdom comes fromnot age silly.)

Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat."I grinned. "I've noticed."Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. "It's an equestrian term.""Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.